The Last Outpost

She lives here now. In the wire. Some strange humanoid alien who seems to have figured out our language and how to work the internet. And yes, it's just as frustrating as it sounds. 

Watch out for her. She's an interfering baggage who will mock and interrupt as she sees fit. 

I don't know who or what she is, only that she's the lone occupant of The Last Outpost.